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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

womans rights...

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Nuneaton..

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

NASCAR

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

A russian gives away vodka.

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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