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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

My penis is big... not.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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