What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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Robin, get in the car!

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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