Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

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Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Justin Bieber.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Barack Obama plays basketball

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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