why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Knock Knock Come in

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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