Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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