- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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