- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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