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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

My penis is big... not.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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