Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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