Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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A guy asks his girl friend to marry him and she says yes, so he buys her a new car - a Lamborghini Countach - she loves this car and she goes everywhere in it. One day, she picks up her kids from school. She's got a boy and a girl. As she's driving down the road, a car pulls up in front of her and they have a really nasty accident and she falls into a coma. When she wakes up from the coma there is a doctor next to her and she quickly asks doctor, "Where is my son? He was really good at football, he could have played for England and been better than Beckham." The doctor replies, "I'm so sorry, in the accident he lost his leg he won't be able to kick a football any more." The woman asks about her daughter. "Doctor, where is my daughter? She was really good at tennis and she could have been the best in the world and won at Wimbledon." The doctor says, "Sorry but in the accident she lost her arms and she won't be able to pick up a racket any more." She begins to cry. "Doctor," asks the woman, "how long have I been in this coma?" The doctor replies, "Six months." "So what's the date?" asks the woman. "April 1st," says the doctor. The woman begins to laugh "So you were joking then, were you?" Doctor: "YES... they had minor breaks and cuts but both have made full recoveries. I'll get them and your fiancé down here straight away." The woman is relieved and is discharged three days later to continue recuperating at home, while the doctor is sent to a tribunal for tricking her into believing her children had been maimed and eventually accepts early retirement with a generous severance package.

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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