Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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