What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

masturbating on a tarc bus

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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