I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

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