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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

i have a christmas tree.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Stephen Hawking

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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