What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Lindsay Lohan

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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