I'm going to Re-write History... History

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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What? Why?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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