- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

sorry son your nanas been put down

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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