- Anti Joke

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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