- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

bronson watt walks into a bar.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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