What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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knock knock!? . . No.

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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