- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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