What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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