- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Adam Chebali has no life

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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