What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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