- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

a. why? b. because

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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