- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a really funny joke.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Women's rights

Terry has ebola

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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