- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

What is your bill about? Clinton

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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