- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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