- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

4 hours later.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

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