- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

Whats green? The color green.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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