- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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