- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

womens rights

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

whats green and slimy? green slim

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

I have a horse.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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