- Anti Joke

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

Knock knock Shut up

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

69.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

Knock knock Shut up

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

69.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!