Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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