- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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