- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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