- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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