Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

I once did something.

what are three short words? i a am

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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