What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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haha

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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