- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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