What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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world peace

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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Woman rights.

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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courestaveesh garasow prau varadesh

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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