what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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go F*** yourself

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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Neil Lewis

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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