- Anti Joke

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?