What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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one morning i turned on my tv

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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My name is Jeff

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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Anti Joke

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