- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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