- Anti Joke

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

I'm HIV positive.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.