Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

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what do fish smoke? sea weed

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Covert trance, black Ops, and something I kinda made up myself. The first two are basically using suggestions without the victim being aware of it, that is how that famous bank robber that just asks nicely for all the cash and gets it succeeds. The other is tricking the "allmighty" subconcious and again, my own invention people claim its called "this and that", I know, because I coined most of the terms. Anyway, you put people into a deep state of trance, you tell them to take a step forward into the sea, and well, you actually led them down the top of a skyscraper or something fun... "Now... Suck on the lollipop I have between my, okay ill stop"

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So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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