- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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