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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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