Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Nuneaton..

A seal walks into a club.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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