What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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A guy walks into a bar

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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