- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

copy me and i will kill you

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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