What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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