- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

This is the concept of anti-joke.

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

SUCK MY NUTS

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

OIO

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Banana Hamock.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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