There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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