What comes after 69? mouthwash

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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THE GAME

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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