Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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