- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

A car walks into a bar.

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

your mom gave me head.....phones

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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