- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

Stop me if you heard this one before.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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