I like your hair

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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