- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

why are black people so fast? because there black

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

poop.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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