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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

it's funny because it's funny

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

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I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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