Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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Knock knock

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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One, two, three, four and five

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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