- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

Knock, Knock ...

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

Tommy got neutered.

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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