- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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