- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

Why does life suck? Because it does

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