- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

I can count to potato.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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