- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

How do you make a little girl cry?

Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

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