what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

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homosexuals are gay

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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