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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Ask me if im a tree? No

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

I forgot what i was gonna say

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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