knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

jd and zach loves vigina

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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