- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

One day a man walked into a wall

Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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