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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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