- Anti Joke

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house