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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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