- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

honest politician

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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