Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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what's the difference between a duck?

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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Future last words Guess who edition: "This new prototype Ferrari XZ handles like a God even at full speed!...Well, if God had no brakes and his turning ability suddenly disappeared when going at over 300 kilometers per hour that is..." "Uh oh now! Another heart attack! Where is mah medical weed? SHAAAAAROOOOOOON!" "Please haters, lower your guns, I will stop singing! Beliebe me!" Moral: "OMG I AM ONLY THE SIXTH MOST USELESS THING NOW!" "MY BODY IS NOT READY! Urgh mah chest... CHAROOOOOOON!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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