yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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