whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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