- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

What's green and blue? yellow

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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