my mind's eye?

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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