There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

The truth is he loves her!!

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Sarah Jessica Parker

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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