Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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dassa

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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Screw it you write the joke.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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Women's rights.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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