- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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