- Anti Joke

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Bitch! Love, J.B.