Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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haha black people :D

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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Knock knock *open*

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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