Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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