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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

why did the black guy die? cancer

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

A seal walks into a club.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.