What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Where's my tractor?

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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