- Anti Joke

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

Knock knock Go away

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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