Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

thumb_up thumb_down -13

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Check out our iPhone App!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Who invented apple? God

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Im gay What about you

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What is the best joke ever? 1D

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops