- Anti Joke

Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

A women in the kitchen.