- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

wael.. nuff said

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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