An man walks to a bra

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Hey, speaking of anti jokes, there is much in the bible that facinates me, but that I find to be... Very... Ilogical, but then again I know a lot about the spiritual to open the the possibility to the (maybe) fact that the answers lie in the spiritual realm or you know whatever you prefer to call it. But you know, God has existed for eternities eternal etc, forever, and only some few thousand years ago he decided to let there be light? Kinda makes sense to why he was such a hardass in the first testament, I mean wow it must have been depressive for eternal eternities until he created light huh? Maybe he slept as many other Gods tend to do in a theological perspective. The other that baffles me completely: God has an enemy known as Sin, that is so powerful that he must sacrifice his own son in order to keep it away? I mean has Sin ever sacrificed anything to good? In that way they would be opposites and not God sarcificing stuff as humans sacrificed stuff animals (and almost a son Iscaac right? Because you know God and Satan where kinda chummy and enjoyed betting and good sport... My viewpoint at least) And Now I just repeat myself, but if Light was Gods first invention, who created voice? Was it part of his being? Why was light not part of his being? Is light not the path to God? "The Light"? Its horsehead Network and I do not expect much of this site sincerely, but if you find the time, the care, the love and Guidance of God provides (yeah I am appealing to your Good Christian side) then please find it in your Jesus filled heart to leave me what you think is missing or perhaps I do not understand at all. And if I ever become a Christian again, ill tell God and Jesus that you where the person that got me there, put in a good word for eternal life huh? Get you and maybe even your mother and father that made you that kind with Gods guidance a nice V.I.P place up there huh? If there is a God out there, he loves all the same yeah, but he keeps favorites, I mean those that suffer eternally in hell... I don't like questioning what I do not understand to a certain tangible degree, but does he do this with the same love he treats those that go to heaven?

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Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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Sex vagina. lol.

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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A black student graduated High School

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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