why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

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I was bitter, nonetheleast because you and I became friends, while someone working for you (at that time it might just as well had been you) was conducting a lot of illegal activities. I kept thinking, why does the guy call himself "the wizard", its the most used name... Why? Because it is the most used name, good luck finding "THE WIZARD" among internet nerds, but then again, if you search for the most famous one, you find "THE MAN", Not only did you tell me at first that you where Nero. Which I can prove you are not, but you know, one side of me was your friend, the other knew I would have to get rid of you no matter the cost, if you kept your activities. SImply put: When I enjoyed our time together, I pushed you away with stupid humor, small insults and etc, mostly in order to protect myself from getting to close with a potential threat for well, security, lets keep it at that.

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What? Huh?

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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