- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

This isn't funny.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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