BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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