Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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