- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

This is sparta No this is patrick

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

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