Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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One day a man walked into a wall

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Your Mother

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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Anti Joke

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