- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Water? I hardly know her.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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