A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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yada yada

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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