Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

so the weather's nice...

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

Ron Paul for President!

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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