- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

A man did not like this site

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

I just threw up..In my pants.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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