- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

You know what's cool? Yep.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

The Ohio State Buckeyes

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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