Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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