- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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