- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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