- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

save me from the nothing ive become

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

its funny cuz i laughed!

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

This is funny.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

wanna here a joke? you.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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