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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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