What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Penis.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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