How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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Justin beiber..

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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ask me if im a door yes

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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