Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

feminists.

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

roses are red violets are blue

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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