- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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