- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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