Weed.

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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Dusters blow stuff.

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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