- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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