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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!