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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Abortion.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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