- Anti Joke

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

whats polish and black a polish black person

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Obama walks into a hospital....