- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

a skinny sumo wrestler

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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