- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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